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a short arse who love shagging his own granny...for money! he usually helps his grandad with the gardening and picks his bumhole at the same time. he can also be relied on to provide other men with genital warts, often polleys.he gets scobied by other men regularly while getting another man to shove his dick in his face, often hangs about with men who like to macinally after 11 o'clock on friday, saterday and sunday nights, when not doing this he looks for a mate using his specialised mating call, he finds mates to bumbreed with using high powered binoculars, usually has a small penis(average of less than 3.5cm) also relied on his friends who are girls to ask nonhomosexual guys out but is often rejected. he usually thinks he is cool but does not realise that mountain bikes ARE BETTER than there motorised counterparts!!!(what a douchebag)has an uncontrollable urge to get scobied by people mostly on average called nicolas or albinos. stay away from this pedophiliac!
dude#1: duude look over there seee that guy shagging his gran while poking his bumhole?

dude#2: you mean the one thats using his specialised mating call, to find mates to bumbreed with using his less than 3.5cm penis while being scobied and macinallying himself similtaneously?

dude #1:oh you spotted another craig, well done old chap thats the third one this week, its going to be a riot when they go into mating season to find nicolas's and albinos for there erotic creepy sexual activities.

dude#2 well discribed old bean:D

dude #1: i concur

dude#2: indububly
Craig by william,taylor,is,gay June 19, 2009
A cute , smart and outgoing girl that is probably the sweetest but weirdest bestie you can get (rimika is normally a Virgo)she’s very hard to piss off but don’t talk about her friends or you will get on her bad side
Dude:did you see rimika?
Bestie:you mean milk
Dude:ya
Bestie oh she went that way
Rimika by Ggrere03 July 24, 2020
I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

Redding,CT 

Not to be confused with Redding, CA. Redding,CT is home to rich preppy kids who have nothing better to do then, spend there parents money on just about anything they want. It's not uncommon to see teenagers driving around in Range Rovers or Porsches. Also the high school is shared with kids from the neighboring town of Easton,CT. Athletics plays a large roll in campus life at the high school. But who cares everyone has a 4.5 gpa except the kids that do pot and come to school wasted. Those kids are just a bad reflection on this rich town. Show me a town in FC that doesn't have drug problems.
Redding,CT Kid: We have some druggies at are high school

Ridgefeild/Wilton/New Canaan kid: Are high school is perfect we have no druggies

Redding kid: thats not true
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shapy's-shot 

Shot made by Nirvam and Arend. It contains sambuca and bailies and is guaranteed to get you shappied. The shot can be found at SoHo bar in Antwerp. The name of the shot is a combination of both of our last names: Shah & Parys.
I would like a Shapy's-shot. Shappy Boy ohh weee
shapy's-shot by Nirvam & Arend April 5, 2008