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Whispering Eye 

A mythical definition for the word "Vagina"..made popular from the movie role models
"Tell her you miss her whispering eye"
Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.
Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."

awkward turtle 

The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.

This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...

The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.
Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.

This moment describes the awkward turtle.
awkward turtle by AreDub January 10, 2008

Sculptor 

Anybody that takes a shit
I am a great sculptor
Sculptor by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
The correct name for the day formerly known as Thursday.

Started by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans of h2g2.com
Hot spit, it's Thing already?!
Thing by Vinic March 31, 2003

mnlkpobvkjiucxhgytzfdresawq 

When you're so ADHD that you have mostly Cs and the marking period is almost over and instead of doing your work you type mnlkpobvkjiucxhgytzfdresawq because reasons. Keyboard letters by twos backwards.
I should have done my science homework, but anyway, I'm on Urban dictionary for adding mnlkpobvkjiucxhgytzfdresawq!
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