Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.
A weapon of mass destruction. Usually refering to a medieval weapon, Such as a large double handed sword, but may also be used in reference to any object which unleashes mass amounts of pwnage. Chuck Norris left and right legs, are also known as pwnagers.
We were loosing the battle, but then jimmy got out his pwnager and unleased the pwnage.
When used as a noun, a boke is a personal stash of any drink. When used as a verb, boking describes drinking from such a stash. A boke can not be shared with more than one person, and a boke that is communally shared is no longer a boke. When sharing with your friends, typically out of courtesy or obligation, this is referred to as "bumping someone else's boke". Boke is not limited to alcoholic beverages, although it often refers to such.
(Noun) I don't want people sipping off of my boke, so I keep it locked up
(Verb) This party is lame, so I'm going to start boking