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status-dj 

A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
status-dj by troylegarcon October 24, 2011

Purpidentally

Purposely on accident or accidentally on purpose.
She purpidentally forgot to take care of the mess.
Purpidentally by Z Ezh July 20, 2020
v. California usage. To vacate a place or situation hurriedly.
Thing 1: "Hey, man, you ready to skeet?"
Thing 2: "What the fuck??"
Thing 1: "Sorry, I'm from California. Where I'm from, it means 'let's go' or 'leave.'"
Thing 2. "Yyyyeah, that's not what 'skeet' means."

Thing 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Skeet by Celeblith October 28, 2017

peace sign and tounge 

he/she wants to get into your pants
wants to lick your pusy
eat you out
etc.
*guy does a peace sign and tounge
to a girl*

did you just see that!
he totally wants in your pants

eat a dick 

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.
eat a dick by dannyisajew September 16, 2003
Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.
Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.

Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!
Lando by GruntGuy October 8, 2023
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