A condition that causes a person to erroneously believe themselves to suffer from a medical condition emphasized by the latest trends in health or diet.
A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
Thing 1: "Hey, man, you ready to skeet?"
Thing 2: "What the fuck??"
Thing 1: "Sorry, I'm from California. Where I'm from, it means 'let's go' or 'leave.'"
Thing 2. "Yyyyeah, that's not what 'skeet' means."
Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.
Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.
Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!