2 definitions by Celeblith

n. A seemingly innocuous act, statement, or behavior that advocates for the advancement of people in marginalized communities and ethnic and cultural groups decry as an unconscious expression of racism, sexism, homophobia, et cetera instead of actually working for the advancement of said demographics.
White guy to black guy: "Excuse me, could you please keep it down?"
SJW: *Crawling out of woodwork like a centipede* "Keep it down? KEEP IT DOWN??" *Shoves black guy out of the way* "Check your FUCKING microaggressions! Reeeeeee!"
by Celeblith October 28, 2017
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v. California usage. To vacate a place or situation hurriedly.
Thing 1: "Hey, man, you ready to skeet?"
Thing 2: "What the fuck??"
Thing 1: "Sorry, I'm from California. Where I'm from, it means 'let's go' or 'leave.'"
Thing 2. "Yyyyeah, that's not what 'skeet' means."

Thing 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Celeblith October 28, 2017
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