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Urban Dictionary

you good thing 

Australian term related to "you beauty" or "you little ripper." Used when cheering on a horse of greyhound in a race, particularly if one has a wager on the race. Popularised during the Sydney Olympics on the Channel Seven TV show "The Dream" by Roy and HG
you good thing by Jim Bob May 13, 2005
(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.
"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."
Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016
The word "Swomp" is a delectable word that incorporates the mighty, righteous, word known simply as "Swag" and pairs this with the energy and enthusiasm of the word "Womp." Stemming primarily from the underground world of rave and dubstep culture, this word is now used throughout all scenes to bellow feelings of enlightened emotion and peaceful vivacity.

Throughout the years "Swag" has been a known and well-used word but until recent years "Womp" had virtually been unknown. "Womp" can originally be defined as the sensation and sound of loud d&b and dubstep drops that are usually pre/proceeded by a soothing, orgasmic "wobble" tone.

Swag+Womp=Swomp
Guy 1: Dude, this new dubstep joints got me reeling...
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Take your bass vitamins if you really wanna Swomp out!

Guy 1: Man, I am def bringing home the baddest bitch tonight
Guy 2: Same here dude von dudenstein
Guy 3: Fuck yeah we are some crazy SwompPeople
Swomp by Rob Nasty August 6, 2011

terms of use 

Things people never check or read
Person 1:Did you check the terms of use

Person 2:Nah I read as much of it as congress reads there bills
terms of use by Kewldewd May 22, 2014

Best dad ever 

Christopher Skelton rode 5,000 miles on a bicycle just to bring his kids home to live with him. He succeeded and even got an award named after him called the Christopher Skelton award which they now give out every year to a worthy winner.
Christopher Skelton is the best dad ever.
Best dad ever by Mr.Blue1o7 November 17, 2017

nic shit 

After a long period of time after hitting a vape or Juul that has high nicotine percentage, you have the urge to poop caused by the nicotine calling it a nic shit
“Yo Brady I just had the biggest nic shit ever my stomach hurts so bad”

#DI4J
nic shit by JuulSZNN127 June 5, 2018
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