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Urban Dictionary

To fill the moat 

To urinate against a fence/wall/tree or simply directly on to the floor between 5 and 10 paces of one's living quarters.

Primarily used at campsites by males.
Male 1: Gentlemen, I must now depart to fill the moat, ready a beer for my return.
Male 2: Dude the bogs are just around the corner, cut that shit out.

*Male 1 backhands Male 2 for not honouring his god given right to urinate wherever the fuck he pleases. Also for being a faggot*
To fill the moat by Male 1 March 4, 2009
An answer after recieving usless or uninteresting information.

Pronounced (kay- dot- dot-dot), usually said with a scarcastic tone.
Jake: Did you know; Halifax has more bars per capita, than anywhere else in the world?
Matt: k...?

Lily: My father once bought a sandwich at that store
Macey: k...?
k...? by whyareyoutellingmethis? February 22, 2011
A chinchilla that shits all over the place, but pees in spot.
Doofer just shit your shoe, man!
Doofer by Will November 16, 2004
Owen is a faggot ass piece of shit. He’ll insult everyone he’s near. He calls everyone gay. He’s fat. He’s ugly. He’ll never get a girlfriend. No one likes him. He’s stupid. He’s a jerk.
Owen by NoOneLikesOwen May 10, 2019

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.
I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.
Upulate, is when you let people know that they're being talked about in a negative light behind their backs.
you should upulate her.
Upulate by @designsaint February 8, 2023

Italian Hot Pocket 

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
Italian Hot Pocket by fubsish October 7, 2009
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