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damn zyrtee just railed me with his big ass cock
zyrtee by oRavvi July 16, 2022
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Zyrtec is an allergy medicine, not anti-depressant, i hope this news doesnt bring back your depression, but look on the bright side of things, your noses must be very clear!
Zyrtec makes my nose happy.
zyrtec by Kiwikiki January 29, 2005
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Slang for Zyrtec allergy relief to seem cool among peers who are popping pills
Guy 1: You want some molly or xans?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm on some zyrties right now
Zyrties by Pool boy tim August 11, 2018
King, da best
(Pronounced zar-tee-k)
Yo this guy is a zarteeq
zarteeq by Ben__Dover__69 September 10, 2020
A brand of medicine. Also can be used as a substitute for speed/rapidly/fast acting.
"You! Watch their wing! He goes like a Zyrtec" - Zyrtec Advertisement
Zyrtec by Sarazar November 10, 2004
Another brand of anti-depressant drug besides Prozac, basically what keeps me from beings uber-sad.
If i didnt have my Zyrtec, my life would be lame =/
zyrtec by Depressed March 5, 2004
the type of guy that says he’s 6 foot but he’s actually 5’7 irl. also the kind of guy to say he’s not homophobic bc he “has gay friends” kinda hot but also kinda dumb.
Yo did u see zyreek at the game? wait no you didn’t because he sat the bench.
zyreek by queef queen of ny November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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