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A brand of medicine. Also can be used as a substitute for speed/rapidly/fast acting.
"You! Watch their wing! He goes like a Zyrtec" - Zyrtec Advertisement
Zyrtec by Sarazar November 10, 2004
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zyrtec • zirtec • Zortec • zyrece • zyrtee
Another brand of anti-depressant drug besides Prozac, basically what keeps me from beings uber-sad.
If i didnt have my Zyrtec, my life would be lame =/
zyrtec by Depressed March 5, 2004
1. a medicine that is used to releive from heyfever

2. something that goes fast
1. ooouuugghhh i dont feel very good can you go get me some zirtec

2. WOW!! he went like a zirtec
zirtec by pimpener September 17, 2006
a person who is good at sex, lying, and surviving
"Damn Zyrece is really laying down the pipe on that one girl"
zyrece by john fro September 21, 2020
The coolest person better than everyone he's tall , he's not fat and he's sexy I love him.
Zortec looks so good.
Zortec by Arandomguy69 November 2, 2021
damn zyrtee just railed me with his big ass cock
zyrtee by oRavvi July 16, 2022
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