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Fort Zumwalt West High 

Fort Zumwalt West High

Decent high school with nothing but thots, hoes, anime nerds and nicotine addicts. With liberal teachers who push there views in your face. Kids who piss litterly every fucking place in a bathrooms. If you ever need a juul pod you can litterly go to any bathroom and check the floor and you'll find about 9. They had a couple of gangs in the past but they are past that and they now like to be known as "brotherhoods" and finally seeing around 13 pregant girls per grade is not a rare occurance. So stop on by and have a West High Day!
Ew dont go to Fort Zumwalt West High you might catch clamidia.

Jake Zumwalt 

super rad motha' trucaka!
Jake Zumwalt by Orieda Banged October 19, 2008

fort zumwalt south high school 

Most shady fort zumwalt school. Full of snakes and thots. School passes around chlamydia like that shit was a mango pod🤮
1: you go to Fort zumwalt south high school?
2: ya wtw
1: kys

fort zumwalt north

full of scumbag shitty people. who eat there own asses. Best football team in the fort zumwalt district because we eat ass.the principals are all gay so we take out our stress by vaping all over the juul rooms. We pretty great school ig.
fort zumwalt north by ahahueiw November 20, 2019

fort zumwalt south high school 

The number one high school in the fort zumwalt district. South is the big dog will the other schools are little pussycats. South is above all. South has a lower fag percentage than any other school and has the highest percentage of badasses of them all.
North kid: fuck you fort zumwalt south high school pussy
South kid: Penis

North kid: *shits his pants in fear and runs away*

Fort Zumwalt West High School

Best high school out of all the fort zumwalt district, no doubt. Teachers are chill, no homos or fags dressed up as emo wannabes wearing Fall Out Boy t shirts. All together, a freakin beast school. Way better then any other zumwalt school fosho. West kids know how to chill. Go Jaguars!
Fort Zumwalt West High School

Student 1: Ey man can I hold a dollar
Student 2: Fuck no
Student 1: Aight