Alexis Zorba, from the movie (or book), Zorba the Greek. A real man. Makes the men of today look like pussies (which they are).
"Why did god give man hands, TO GRAB!" "Life IS trouble, only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble!" "If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men" -- zorba
To eat at a restaurant that is bad and can afford to be so, since it is in a touristy area of town and tourists will wander into it without knowing that it is horrible.
We got Zorba'd in Mallorca/Rome/Munich/Florence (pick any city with a flourishing tourist industry) since we didn’t know where to eat.