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zooaphile
A human/animal relationship.
1) A human who is sexually attracted to a non humane species.
2) Someone who has sexual intercourse with an animal that is not their kind.
3) A human who is in love with an animal of a different species.
4) A fuck up.
5) A funny insult.
6) Something to encourage small children to admit to being.
7) Somebody who is aroused by other animals of other kinds.
8) Somebody who can't get a man/woman so turns to horse cock.
9) Somebody who goes out with another person, just to get close to their dog.
10) Someone who looks at animal pornography.
11) A form of paraphilia.
1) A human who is sexually attracted to a non humane species.
2) Someone who has sexual intercourse with an animal that is not their kind.
3) A human who is in love with an animal of a different species.
4) A fuck up.
5) A funny insult.
6) Something to encourage small children to admit to being.
7) Somebody who is aroused by other animals of other kinds.
8) Somebody who can't get a man/woman so turns to horse cock.
9) Somebody who goes out with another person, just to get close to their dog.
10) Someone who looks at animal pornography.
11) A form of paraphilia.
"Katie left her husband and he became so desperate for pussy that he turned to zooaphilia".
"You fucking zooaphile, go and screw your dog."
"You fucking zooaphile, go and screw your dog."
zooaphile by Xx Gemma xX July 28, 2005
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