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Zoot zoot 

Those plastic things that you use to hold things togeather that can only be used once. they are long and skinny and have a flat ridged top and a smooth bottom with a square at one end and a tapered smooth end on the other. you take the smooth end and put it in the box and it makes a zoot sound when you pull it tight.
-Ahh help i have a zoot zoot stuck on my thumb its turning blue
-Get the scizers its the only way to get them things off

~Hey will you hand me a zoot zoot i need to hold all of thease wires togeather
Zoot zoot by Rachel MF H January 7, 2006
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Zoot zoot 

I went to the mall wearing a zoot zoot
Zoot zoot by Fungman July 5, 2017

Zoot zoot 

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River
Zoot zoot by Dog balls February 5, 2021

Zoot Zoot!

Jay: You passed the course
Joel: Zoot zoot!
Zoot Zoot! by crazyjay91 March 4, 2009

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot 

Derived from the title (and lyrics) of an amazingly obscure song from the early 80's by Swedish group Caramba. Though the track itself may have been relatively ahead of its time....it is crap nevertheless. In fact, it is so terrible, that it actually becomes appealing in a nonsensical way.

Thus, the term itself has come to signify (in small, music literate circles) the epitome of the 'awesomely bad'.
1. Wow, have you heard that Eddie Murphy song, 'party all the time'? it is SO hubba hubba zoot zoot.

2. Oh my god, did you see his outfit? neon yellow legwarmers and jogging shorts? Talk about hubba hubba zoot zoot....

3. My favorite part of 'Full House' is when it's moral time, they play that sappy music and have uncle jesse explain everything with his hubba hubba zoot zoot mullet. "it's wrong to lie DJ, it's wrong to lie." those were the days...

Morgan a zoot

When you’re smoking a banging zoot and you stop to take breaks to chat shit so you get bare licked and the zoot lasts even longer.
I’m not even licked yet let’s Morgan a zoot
Morgan a zoot by TCOH May 25, 2019
Fancy a zoot?
Zoot by teamplayer March 28, 2004
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