Zoom Class

Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!

Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....

Zoom Class by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

zoom class by scarful23 November 17, 2020

Offline-ZOOM-class

An ancient, inefficient method of learning where students are forced to put on real pants, commute through heavy traffic, and physically sit in a room full of breathing humans—all to listen to a professor present a slideshow that could have easily been emailed or recorded.

"Why am I waking up at 5:02 AM to go to an Offline-ZOOM-class when I could just mute my mic and pretend my camera is broken from bed?"

Offline-ZOOM-class by Yanagui Yoshimo August 23, 2026

Zoom classes 

A way used by most schools to continue class during moments of quarantine, usually a period of time to ease of an either jerk off or watch YouTube

Person 1:Hey wyd
Person 2:Zoom Classes I’m bored

Zoom classes by Alikoy May 4, 2020

Zoom classes 

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.

Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything

Zoom classes by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020