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A true hardcore og, a real playa, a person no one wants to fuck with, the strongest, sexiest and smartest people in the world. Best lover in the world. They are never wrong and no one will ever be better then them. A nigga with a huge package
I wish I was a Zoobi
Zoobi by Zoobsta 69 May 20, 2016
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"Zoobi" is an Arabic word for "My Penis", it refers to a person penis. Normally this word would be used in arguments and conversations.
Kis Om8k Mr.Brown, he said that he has a tiny Zoobi.
Zoobi by Coco the asian hoe March 25, 2019

zoobi doobi

that feeling you get when you're in love. It makes you want to shake and shimmy from happiness
i feel so zoobi doobi!!! (totally in love)
zoobi doobi by miss-wholesome June 28, 2022

liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.