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It means Horizontal. It also can mean bad or unfavorable
Person 1: Man, That was so zont, I am never doing that again
Zont by theheccindoggogoesbork December 25, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
He is a zont
zont by Raja1 April 18, 2011
Related Words
Slang for Croissant, a traditional French Pastry.
The zont from Lune is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.
Zont by PsiPsi November 13, 2022

Zont zoo it 

Don’t do it but with “z”
Also this phrase popular on tiktok where is Nicki Minaj saying this
Bro pls... zont zoo it :/

Zont Zoo It 

Don't do it, but with a "z." Typically a phrase Dezme's say...
Omg Alex... Zont Zoo It!
Zont Zoo It by I'm better than you tbh September 21, 2016

Zont Kitsune

Zont Kitsune is a Arctic fox mixed with a Kitsune fox. This cool fox has two tails and will try to put a smile on your face. Zont is a shapeshifter. Give the fox a hug and you will make his day!
Just a Silly Fox who has the name Zont Kitsune
Zont Kitsune by Zont Kitsune May 24, 2020

Zont zo it 

A command or order to tell someone not do do something in a zesty way
I’m gonna rush him!
Zont zo it your gonna die
Zont zo it by Vika and Roxy February 28, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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