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The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
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Zonix • zoning • zonin • Zenix • Zonis • zonie • Zoning out • zonino • Zonia • zonian
To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.
I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
Zenix, a name given to a person of high intelligence and kind nature. Zenix can be seen as a selfless person whose generosity can very depending on the person, Zenix's tend to be quite artistic in their own unique way, whether it be through music, or art, or fashion design, either way Zenix is a creative individual whose mind knows no boundraries in the context of knowledge.

A Zenix tends to be a people pleaser, thus when in a relationship with a Zenix you can expect much love, support and words of kind meaning from them. Due to a Zenix's giving and selfless manor, when it comes to you reciprocating these acts of kindness and affection a Zenix may find it hard to take the compliments or kind gestures, this means they may not react in the way you may expect and their forms of reaction to such acts may vary.

A Zenix tends to have strong emotional damage. In which case they may blame themselves for being mistreated in the past and thus believe that selfless behaviours can make up their past mistakes (whether they actually did anything or not).

A Zenix can become quite a wine aunt if not watched over whilst they have their share of alcohol, they are of course the mom friend at a party and will take the responsibility to supply water bottles and medication just incase. However once they're the one drinking, they must be watched, at. all. times.
Daniel: wow did you see Zenix the other day? They were looking quite well dressed.

Samantha: no I didn't, but I did see Zenix last week at the store, they were buying a sweater vest for themselves.

The name Zenix can be pronounced in several ways,

Pronunciation 1: Zen-nix, with a short e pronunciation.

Pronunciation 2: Zee-nix, with a long e pronunciation
Zenix by Vertinix Cosvos February 1, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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