Zonga 

Used to describe someone ugly, but has a beautiful personality.

Kyle asked me out yesterday but he be zonga. I only go after sexy men like Jeremiah.

Zonga by Jeremiah1273 May 12, 2021

Zonga 

Zonga on its own is a word that defines the movement of expertise or performance level of an individual. Basically meaning, moving to the next level where the audience know of the level, and occasionally experience it and get hyped up. If you duplicate the word, as in Zonga Zonga, this would mean the individual has gone beyond the next level. So, its really someone who knows his/her field so well, that they can produce results beyond the expectation of the audience.

A typical example (although not strictly associated with) would be a DJ set. The DJ can be playing a mediocre mix-set, and then branch out into new territory - this is known as Zonga. But if the DJ then reaches deeper into another level of unknown territory, this is where Zonga Zonga comes into its own.

Zonga by DamajaUK November 17, 2009

zonga 

ugly but has a beautiful personality

keth asked me out but is so zonga

zonga by ._.=-= May 11, 2021

Zonia 

The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.

Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.

Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018

Zonja 

Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)

Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries

Zonja by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018

Zynga 

Something so totally beyond repair after being altered, adjusted, fiddled with, meddled with and generally mucked about with is totally "Zynga'd".

Any attempt to make it better (and there has to be many in order to deserve this definition) only makes things worse and therefore enhances the definition of being "Zynga'd".

There was once a game on FaceBook which was exceptional. The game was great, the Group Forum associated with the game was friendly and amusing and everyone helped each other along with tips and game play strategies (well they had to, the company in charge of the game had nothing to do with it). The happy people of this Group Forum thought up new ways to enhance their game playing and all was going well until the weekend of the "Valentine's Day Massacre" event. The day before the event was to begin, the game itself was altered beyond recognition.

All attempts to make the game playable to the standard of the previous game were unsuccessful and led to further "Zynga-ups" in the game. Further attempts to improve the game to make it unexploitable have proven to be unmitigated failures and the developers of the game prove themselves to be inept, incompetent and inadequate to the tasks put to them.

Tha game is an application made by a company called Zynga - hence the definition.

Quote: "I didn't say it was broken, to be broken would imply that it can be repaired, it's not, it's zynga'd."

Zynga by Erzebet August 19, 2009

Zynga 

The most hated company in the world according to hardcore gamers.

The company responsible for Farmville, Mafia Wars, Words with Friends, and a couple dozen knockoffs of more successful games. They make casual games on Facebook and cell phones centered around minimal skill, arbitrary wait times, excessive monetization, a flood of automated referrals spamming everybody's wall with requests to be somebody's neighbor, and their admitted use of scams and spyware.

Despite their games only being about as much fun as your screensaver at work and taking less effort to make than the average "10,000 Games on 1 CD!" shovelware, they tapped into the Pavlovian center of grandmothers the world over to the tune of billions of dollars in revenue and a nearly 20 billion dollar initial stock offering in 2011. They have since gone on a truly disastrous meltdown, with mass layoffs, executives bailing, their stock plummeting, insider trading and fraud accusations, and Electronic Arts suing them over plagiarism. Time will tell if they get buried like they deserve.

Mom, if you ever give another Zynga app permission, I swear I will unfriend you.

Zynga by Alexander Peregrine September 17, 2012