zomper

When someone,something or a situation is'nt funny

Hey i watched an old episode of only fools and horses.That show is sooooo zomper!!!

by Zomper lishus February 4, 2021

Zooper Dooper

A long freeze at home icy-pole that comes in a range of awesome flavours, and are the best on a hot summers day. Fairy floss, cola, bubble gum, etc. Awesome!

Dude 1: What have you got there?
Dude 2: A Zooper Dooper
Dude 1: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get your own, theres a massive packet in the freezer

by jpp88 November 6, 2009

Zompires

Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.

Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.

by The Plunja July 22, 2008

Zopper

Strong sleeping pill (mainly prescription but often obtained on the net) used by clubbers to get a few z's in after a large night out, when effects of certain drugs are no longer desired.

Mate, Had a couple of lil 'uns last night and I was buzzing, work in the morning so Danni hooked me up with a couple of zopper s, slept like a baby.

by Robbo420 March 30, 2009

zommered

An individual who went out of their way to censor, block, ban, cancel, silence and/or ban someone for disagreeing with their position.

All I said was that I disagree with what you said and you went and zommered me from your chat forum.

by spreadtruth76 January 12, 2021

Zampers

Large Breasts, used when referring to a female with very large breasts.

That girl has got ZAMPERS!!!

by 3rd Earl January 28, 2007

zomgerofl

Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.

"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"

by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008