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Zombie man (Bob) 

crusty old guy waiting for his grave to be dug, good friends with robbo, rips ass alot and tells you to get out of the doorway. salutes to random children making you his next victim
Connor, Angus, Jake and Elijah : Hi zombie man! (or) Hey bob!
Zombie man (bob) : Hey boyss! *salutes crustilly*
Zombie man (Bob) by FatGronk2 April 8, 2021

Zoobie Man 

A man that smokes A LOT of weed and is also a big cannabis drug dealer. Also a big shot and can splash out to impress ladies and eventually boning them and maybe a few of their friends... Normally gets into clubs without being searched and so might carry a trey eight...
Zoobie Man got the nicest weed in town
Zoobie Man by MarcusPrince April 19, 2011

Manhattan Free Shit Zombie 

Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.

Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.

Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”

Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."

Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”

Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”

Mandatory Zombie Sex Party 

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!

Zombieland 

An awesome movie released this fall. There are several rules on how to stay alive in Z-Land.
If you're fat, you will be the first victim in Zombieland
Zombieland by die_potato January 19, 2010

Zombieland 

a dream come true for l4d/l4d2 gamers
I wish the world became zombieland.
Zombieland by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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