Sex with a zombie.
When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them.
Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
When you and your partner both wake up in the middle of the night, and proceed to have sex. But you are soo tired it's very slow and mindless. Like a zombie.
Sometimes you may wake up and wonder if you actually had sex or not.
Sometimes you may wake up and wonder if you actually had sex or not.
My girlfriend and I woke each other up and just started having zombie sex. It was so cool.
My fuck buddy slept over last night and then at some point in the middle of the night we both woke up so we just rolled over for some zombie sex.
My fuck buddy slept over last night and then at some point in the middle of the night we both woke up so we just rolled over for some zombie sex.
by Holly Carpenter July 29, 2011
by Trick_or_tweet April 28, 2010
1.Dirty, kinky, masochistic sex with someone you love.
OR
2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.
OR
2.Masochistic sex between a human and zombie, which usually ends with one of them dead.
1. Jon and Leya had Zombie Sex by having sex and biting one another until they bled.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.
2. The zombie and Kat had Zombie Sex and afterwards Kat shot him in the head before he could eat her brains.
by WrenaByrd July 29, 2012
While having sex with a girl, before you ejaculate you pull your dick out and ejaculate into her eyes. While she is unable to see you, you put hand cuffs on her feet to restrict her movement, then run away. Her blind restrictive movements will resemble those of a zombie.
Dude 1: Dude last night I had zombie sex, she wasn't happy at all, I left her like that and walked out of her apartment.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.
by Synyster Sevenfold March 27, 2014
See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010
A zombie that will obey you and provide any sexual favors you require. Essentially a mindless sex slave. Jeffrey Dahmer tried to create a sex zombie by drilling holes in his victims skulls and pouring battery acid onto their brains in order to destroy their free will
"According to Professor Harvey, Jefferey Dahmer poured acid into his victims brains. I guess he was trying to make some kinda... sex zombie or something... I don't know."
by PL25 October 8, 2013