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zodiarked 

Originally a gaming term from a mobile game turn based wrestling game originating from one players apparent ceaseless misfortune. Through popular use It now means to suffer from ridiculous bad luck or when what should be a comfortable winning situation turns into a complete loss.
Gaming example: you've just caused massive amounts of damage to your opponent, on the last turn of the pin, they cause a cascade, escape the pin and win the match. Also you have a much underclassesed opponent, on their first turn they generate a massive cascade, against which you can do nothing, and win the match. You just got zodiarked.

Real life scenario: you walk along the street, find a 20 note. Full of joy and good fortune you pick it up to put it in your wallet just to discover that your wallet, containing 100, has been pickpocketed. You just got zodiarked.

You're playing the lottery, turns out that you've won the jackpot. How ever, your dog then eats the ticket, you can't find any proof of its existence and to top it off, you find that the Shop you bought it from has lost their proof as well. Unable to claim, you just got zodiarked.

You're on a long distence drive. You just pass a gas station and fill up your tank, feeling very fortunate that you remembered to top up. You then drive for many miles, right into the wilderness to suffer a blowout. You find that your in car charger hasn't been working so your phone is dead, your car jack has broken and you left your bags of shopping in the gas station. You're far too far away to walk anywhere and no one's likey to cross your way for a number of hours. You just got zodiarked.
zodiarked by Elrobo March 11, 2018
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Zoroarked 

When you think you know something, and then it turned out to be something else completely disguised. comes from the Pokemon Zoroark and it's Illusion ability.
that wasn't Hitmontop! I just got MOTHERFUCKING ZOROARKED!
Zoroarked by Quizler October 7, 2010
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Darkslayer Zodiark

The combination of a Kick-Ass Emo Guy and a Bringer of Hell,Death,and Destruction.
:Dammmmnnnn did you see that dude Darkslayer Zodiark today?
:Yeah,He totally kicked ass.
Darkslayer Zodiark by Calllllley October 21, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026