zo0ted

zo0ted pronounced "Zooooo-DiD" is an adjective used to describe a person who took a hit from a bong that was way too much for their tolerance.
This usually causes said "person" to be extremely high or zo0ted.

yo bro im frickin zo0ted
bro ur retarded if you zoot one more zot, imma woop yo ass

by SeanPATTO February 23, 2021

Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

Zooted

Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high

Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.

by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018

zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

by annakousagi October 14, 2014

zooted

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

by Kavoen November 5, 2006