zonted

an expression that is made when none other can come to mind

a: Hey man! How's it been going?
b: Not bad... and you?
a: not especially well...
(silence)
b: zonted!

by redhongbao March 9, 2011

Zont

It means Horizontal. It also can mean bad or unfavorable

Person 1: Man, That was so zont, I am never doing that again

by theheccindoggogoesbork December 25, 2018

Zonts

A slang term for any powdered stimulant or research chemical having extremely powerful effects and high, high, high potencies. Unlike Methamphetamine (commonly known as "The Heat"),' Zonts ' usually refers to a flailingly sniff-able Tweak, that you pack & twack in Your BEAK!!!

"Hey, get a glass Tooter and and a torch? I am thinking of finishing up the last 2 grams of Zonts, and make the entire family OT-RAILS for brunch this Xmas!

by HeatRod! December 22, 2013

zont

brain blank, stupid, idiot

He is a zont

by Raja1 April 1, 2011

Zont zoo it

Don’t do it but with “z”
Also this phrase popular on tiktok where is Nicki Minaj saying this

Bro pls... zont zoo it :/

by Real Demi Lovato May 2, 2020

Zont Zoo It

Don't do it, but with a "z." Typically a phrase Dezme's say...

Omg Alex... Zont Zoo It!

by I'm better than you tbh September 21, 2016

Zont Kitsune

Zont Kitsune is a Arctic fox mixed with a Kitsune fox. This cool fox has two tails and will try to put a smile on your face. Zont is a shapeshifter. Give the fox a hug and you will make his day!

Just a Silly Fox who has the name Zont Kitsune

by Zont Kitsune May 25, 2020