zlop 

the feeling you get when you get out of the pool with a wet t-shirt also when you get tricked or deceived

man fug dis shiii i just got zloppeddddd
awww man i'm zlopped

zlop by parkdawg October 13, 2020

zlopping 

When you have are having sex with a female while upside down and your jizz squirts on your own face unintentionally

When Kenzie and Tyler had sex upsidedown, Tyler began zlopping all over his face.

zlopping by Big Rod99 November 15, 2009

zlopper 

When doing the a-z of names for female genetalia many people come a cropper when it comes to Z. Therefore the word Zlopper came into existence. It has a shedload of onomatopeia, a smattering of alliterationa and a pinch of connotations. This makes it into the perfect choice to describe your lady friends gunk tank.

Gus: Hey Bri, It's Gus.
Bri: I know you daft cunt it says so on my phone display.
Gus: Steady ya fuckin gluebag. Anyway I am teaching my japanese friend Kohei basic english. We went straight in at the deepend with the a-Z of womens gentalia. We are stuck on Q,X,and Z.
Bri: How about: Quim, Xylophone, and Zlopper?
Gus: Perfect, you are a legend.

zlopper by Gunk Tank Gus May 2, 2006

Zlopussy 

The term used to describe user zlop#0007 and his pussy. The word is derived from the combination of the two words.

“I need some zlopussy immediately” -says Tristan

Zlopussy by B.Eano March 3, 2022