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zitties
Man, just as I was about to fuck that fat bitch, I started to grab her tits. It was then thatI realized that they were nothing more than triangular mounds of fat covered with zitties.
zitties by ethan bishop May 7, 2007
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Stephen (Darkness Jackson)"Zombie titties aren't exactly my cup of tea."
Ulfric "Oh you mean zitties. I love me some zitties."
Thomas: "Isn't that necrophilia?"
Ulfric "Technically yes, it depends on how you look at."
Ulfric "Oh you mean zitties. I love me some zitties."
Thomas: "Isn't that necrophilia?"
Ulfric "Technically yes, it depends on how you look at."
Zitties by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm March 26, 2021
Zitties
Combination of "zits" and "titties"
Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits
Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs
Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits
Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs
"owe my boobs hurt"
"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"
"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"
"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"
"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"
"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"
"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"
Zitties by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025
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