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(n) Boob pimples, zits on ur tits
Man that girl has some zitties
Zitties by Robot1321 June 12, 2011
Zayn has some nice ass zoobs, zitties
Zitties by inzomnia December 24, 2018
Stephen (Darkness Jackson)"Zombie titties aren't exactly my cup of tea."
Ulfric "Oh you mean zitties. I love me some zitties."
Thomas: "Isn't that necrophilia?"
Ulfric "Technically yes, it depends on how you look at."
Combination of "zits" and "titties"

Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits

Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs
"owe my boobs hurt"

"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"

"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"

"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"
Zitties by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

baked zetties 

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.
Damn hoe u got some zeeties.
baked zetties by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005
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