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When your eating a girl out the butt and she queefs and then shits in yo face
Did you hear about Brady getting a Zinsser from that weird girl.
zinsser by Bigballer696969 January 7, 2010
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(Zin-zer)
n. Someone who consistently annoys people by talking incessantly about uninteresting topics. A toolbag.
Dude I don't really care about Captain Planet and the Anti-Christ. Quit being such a zinsser!
Zinsser by Thedagem June 30, 2007
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n. Someone who consistently annoys people by talking incessantly about uninteresting topics. A toolbag.
Dude I don't really care about Captain Planet and the anti-Christ. Quit being such a zinsser!
zinsser by Thedagem June 30, 2007
The knower. Fun loving go getter, who oozes life energy and extreme charm. A social celebrity, as people are drawn to his/her intelligent jokes like children to a candy shop. A successful person who is able to immediately see the core of things and cut unnecessary crap out. Multilayered and profoundly interesting person who won't pay much attention to dull people.
We need a Zinser to get this party going!

Blind me, I just had a Zinser on how to close this 1 mil. deal!
Zinser by JellyL March 6, 2010

Zinserling 

German origin. now in available in South Africa
SEXY South African Male.
Living in Durban Kwa-Zulu Natal
Zinserling by Ernst Zinserling November 9, 2004
When someone inserts a zucchini in their ass in an attempt to commit suicide. This is known in Hong Kong as an ancient way to take one's life.
The sexagenarian zinserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.
zinsert by zinsertpro March 25, 2010
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