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(Zin-zer)
n. Someone who consistently annoys people by talking incessantly about uninteresting topics. A toolbag.
Dude I don't really care about Captain Planet and the Anti-Christ. Quit being such a zinsser!
Zinsser by Thedagem June 30, 2007
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n. Someone who consistently annoys people by talking incessantly about uninteresting topics. A toolbag.
Dude I don't really care about Captain Planet and the anti-Christ. Quit being such a zinsser!
zinsser by Thedagem June 30, 2007
The knower. Fun loving go getter, who oozes life energy and extreme charm. A social celebrity, as people are drawn to his/her intelligent jokes like children to a candy shop. A successful person who is able to immediately see the core of things and cut unnecessary crap out. Multilayered and profoundly interesting person who won't pay much attention to dull people.
We need a Zinser to get this party going!

Blind me, I just had a Zinser on how to close this 1 mil. deal!
Zinser by JellyL March 6, 2010

Zinserling 

German origin. now in available in South Africa
SEXY South African Male.
Living in Durban Kwa-Zulu Natal
Zinserling by Ernst Zinserling November 9, 2004
When someone inserts a zucchini in their ass in an attempt to commit suicide. This is known in Hong Kong as an ancient way to take one's life.
The sexagenarian zinserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.
zinsert by zinsertpro March 25, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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