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The knower. Fun loving go getter, who oozes life energy and extreme charm. A social celebrity, as people are drawn to his/her intelligent jokes like children to a candy shop. A successful person who is able to immediately see the core of things and cut unnecessary crap out. Multilayered and profoundly interesting person who won't pay much attention to dull people.
We need a Zinser to get this party going!

Blind me, I just had a Zinser on how to close this 1 mil. deal!
Zinser by JellyL March 6, 2010
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Zinger Clegg 

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole
I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg
Zinger Clegg by CleggMaster May 2, 2019
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mr.zingery 

An annoying self centered bastard who always yells at kids and make them pee there pants also an asshole
Why gotta be a mr.zingery?
mr.zingery by Kayes21 March 28, 2015

nick zinner 

extremely good looking guitarist of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. very talented and easily makes up for the lack of bass in the band with his skill in guitar. has toured with conor oberst of bright eyes and has a side project with karen O called unitard. nick has also had a published book of photographs he has taken called 'i hope you are all happy now'. nick is known for wearing all black and for being thin and pale.
nick zinner is fucking hot
nick zinner by terryterryterry July 29, 2006
Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).
Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.
Zingers by Sheepherder37 August 2, 2018

pardon my zinger 

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience
Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

Manicured zinger 

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
Manicured zinger by Nare September 20, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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