zigzagoon

It is the best pokémon to exist for the solitary reason of...

When in its regional specific form it is an honorary member of the band “Kiss”

wow that zigzagoon is serving some Gene Simmons vibes

zigzagoon by yniarsyad November 16, 2019

zigzagoon

A Pokémon typically used as an HM slave and generally looked down upon/forgotten by the larger Pokémon fandom.

Seriously? Zigzagoon? Evolve that thing so it doesn’t hold your team down...

zigzagoon by Moyaimoyai August 24, 2019

zigzagoon

a bumblehead. an NPC. an idiot. can't do anything right. unremarkable in every way.

A: I can't believe his plan was to go to the bowling alley when it closed 30 minutes later. What a waste of time.
B: Yeah that dude's a zigzagoon ,man

zigzagoon by Mike Hawkington the Third July 11, 2023

ZigZagZoomer 

A person whose legs travel so incredibly fast that no mortal may stride alongside them.

Oliver: Austin is a ZigZagZoomer!!!
Ian: I know right, I can never keep up with him.

ZigZagZoomer by WordBringer October 2, 2019

ZigZagonal 

The best dance crew with people with great personalities.

"Wow you are so nice you are like ZigZagonal."

ZigZagonal by Panicx April 5, 2009

Zigzagging pussies 

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.

"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

Zigzagging pussies by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010

Zigzagging 

The act of buying a "zig-zag" bus ticket (allowing one to travel to many different stops) and beating up people from each town you stop in.

I'm annoyed as fuck! lets go zigzagging to take some anger out!, I'm a good fighter because I go zigzagging for practice.

Zigzagging by DreDawgiscaramel October 27, 2011