2 definitions by Mike Hawkington the Third
when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023
A: I can't believe his plan was to go to the bowling alley when it closed 30 minutes later. What a waste of time.
B: Yeah that dude's a zigzagoon ,man
B: Yeah that dude's a zigzagoon ,man
by Mike Hawkington the Third July 12, 2023