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1: a necessary party favor;
2: one who mingles;
"There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."
Zalko by mxisaac August 24, 2004
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zharko is the boy you meet at your grandparents neighborhood in cape cod and when you are playing basketball, he comes up and plays with you. the next summer he is there and he teaches you his basketball moves. he is a sweet foreign boy. he is the most kind and sweet person you’ll ever meet. he will always be pushing himself while playing basketball and help you do anything to make you a better person
Person 1: hey zharko!

Zharko: hey! do you want me to teach you this really cool post move?
Person 1: sure!
Zharko: great! let’s get to it
zharko by anonymous December 16, 2020

Zhalo Moment

A moment of pure stupidity, either through something said or the dumbest action possible.
You're having a Zhalo Moment right now.
Zhalo Moment by wallsfalldown September 28, 2023

Ivan zharkov 

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.