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1: a necessary party favor;
2: one who mingles;
"There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."
Zalko by mxisaac August 24, 2004
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zharko is the boy you meet at your grandparents neighborhood in cape cod and when you are playing basketball, he comes up and plays with you. the next summer he is there and he teaches you his basketball moves. he is a sweet foreign boy. he is the most kind and sweet person you’ll ever meet. he will always be pushing himself while playing basketball and help you do anything to make you a better person
Person 1: hey zharko!

Zharko: hey! do you want me to teach you this really cool post move?
Person 1: sure!
Zharko: great! let’s get to it
zharko by anonymous December 16, 2020

Zhalo Moment

A moment of pure stupidity, either through something said or the dumbest action possible.
You're having a Zhalo Moment right now.
Zhalo Moment by wallsfalldown September 28, 2023

Ivan zharkov 

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026