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zgoip by Crawlmeister April 2, 2008
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synonymous to "punk'd", "burn", or "ownzed".
"You just got ZOIPOONED!"
zoipoon by the Posse November 30, 2005
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zgoip • zoip • zoiphkal • zoipoon • zooip • zooiphilia

zooiphilia 

A term used by seriously sick freaks who consider their acts of bestiality to be consentual expressions of love between themselves and their pets.
Bestiality is rape where zooiphilia is love.
zooiphilia by RIntellect August 26, 2005
the action of pushing people down the stairs
Bully: I going to zoip you!
Kid: not if I do it first *aestheticly pushes bully down the staircase*
zoip by sillybillyloll January 4, 2022
A powerful group of hooligans that band together to create the most influential clan of all time.
“Did you see those guys over there? They look like they know what’s up.”

“Yeah I heard they were in Zoip.”
Zoip by Zoiper February 22, 2022
The sound that a burning plastic bag that was wrapped around a hotdog stick and lit in a campfire makes as melting, burning droplets of plastic drip off the stick and accelerate toward the ground, with a beautiful blue dancing light accompaniment!

Zooip... Zooip!

(pronounced zoo - ip)
Hey Skipper, check out the Zooip from this 4L milk bag!
zooip by linuxgeex October 19, 2014

zoiphkal 

Cringy short Fortnite kid, likes to nut to default skins, makes poo poo jokes about dead memes, can say names of fruit in Chinese, For example Gua Gua or Bao Bao. Thinks he is good at fortnight but can't outbuild a mobile player.
Zoiphkal is sucking pp again and eating his bao bao no more Fortnite for u.

Zoiphkal got a kill in fortnite?
zoiphkal by PP SkinjyOminja November 19, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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