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Clayton was soo zewted at 7 Eleven that he blacked out.
zewted by Chief n' Beans August 11, 2010
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The double-past tense of "Zooted".
Most commonly used when recalling crazy times where one became Zooted.
"bruh. I been so zeeted lately, I can barely remember my name."
Zeeted by Bumpinmomssince98 October 16, 2018
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A word used in relation to being stumped
Dude 1: Bruh whats 2x + (-12x)/13 +2?
Dude 2: Idk bruh im zeeted
Zeeted by LMFAIO December 26, 2018
completely mentally and physically drained, beyond rinsed
been working three days straight, completely zested.
zested by caleb wood December 8, 2003
when you’re feeling tipsy but not yet drunk.
bro i’ve drank 5 beers and im only zested. not even drunk yet.”

“im totally fine to drive im just slightly zested”

“holy fuck dude these percs got me absolutely zestified brethren.”
Zested by ryanr99 April 1, 2022
Adjective (Zes-tee)
“Ooo he’s zested right now!”

To be so high that you are “zested” or more commonly known as stoned

Origin: the shavings of a lemon skin
Tag: marijuana
CAM IS LOOKING MIGHTY ZESTED AFTER SMOKING A WHILE BLUNT.
Zested by Glendy October 4, 2023
“I was gone for so long that when I got back they were all zeeted”
Zeeted by Urmomthebomb December 27, 2024
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