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Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.
Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE
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Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.
I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.
"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "
Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015
The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.
Zeus is the name of a Greek God
Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021

Zeus-Fucked 

when one roasts the bowl
Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!
Zeus-Fucked by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

Oh really Zeus 

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.
*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!
Oh really Zeus by juniorman June 2, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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