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I really zesseled it by not getting that girls number last night.
zessel by smokingjoeburowski January 11, 2012
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A cool confident person who wears the hottest expensive brand name clothing & huge excessive jewelry. First associated in a man being a womanizer, player or a fuckboy. Then later evolved in being a leader or someone in charge, usually mixed with the connotation of being a drug lord, gangster or pimp.

The Trinidadian slang 'zesser' or 'zess' originates from the English word zest or zesty which means to be appealingly, appetizing or sharp.
I'm wanna be a zesser. She's dating a zesser. I need a real zesser in my life.
Zesser by Matic868 February 15, 2020
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A real hot stepper, and when he step into the room a big glock on the dresser. He wetter and have Gucci and Polo and big chain on he neck, Have a big chain and slave band, he could handle waist and apply real pressure. He is a real trendsetter, blue notes in his pocket cause he have real cheddar.
Cause he a zesser man
Zesser by Zesser February 10, 2019

Zesser (male) 

A bad man who is fully dunce and is irresistible to female zessers.
Girl,he is a zesser don’t go with him. zesser (male)
Zesser (male) by Killy16 November 13, 2018
A person that doesn't let anything or anyone STRESS THEM OUT
He or she: I can't take this no more we done
Zesser:🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗
Zesser by All king January 7, 2019
Make Hoe, Fuckboy who fucks anything and everything.
Don’t associate yourself with him .Hes a zesser
Zesser by Brown_Sugar_J November 13, 2018

Zesser Man 

Long gold chain and big slave band. He always has "rell cheddar" (blue notes).

P.S. LADIES STAY AWAY!
He is a zesser man girl, doh go with he!
Zesser Man by sweetheart_25 January 8, 2019
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