zessel 

a catastrophic screw-up of epic proportions

I really zesseled it by not getting that girls number last night.

zessel by smokingjoeburowski January 11, 2012

Zesser

A cool confident person who wears the hottest expensive brand name clothing & huge excessive jewelry. First associated in a man being a womanizer, player or a fuckboy. Then later evolved in being a leader or someone in charge, usually mixed with the connotation of being a drug lord, gangster or pimp.

The Trinidadian slang 'zesser' or 'zess' originates from the English word zest or zesty which means to be appealingly, appetizing or sharp.

I'm wanna be a zesser. She's dating a zesser. I need a real zesser in my life.

Zesser by Matic868 February 15, 2020

Zesser

A real hot stepper, and when he step into the room a big glock on the dresser. He wetter and have Gucci and Polo and big chain on he neck, Have a big chain and slave band, he could handle waist and apply real pressure. He is a real trendsetter, blue notes in his pocket cause he have real cheddar.

Cause he a zesser man

Zesser by Zesser February 10, 2019

Zesser (male) 

A bad man who is fully dunce and is irresistible to female zessers.

Girl,he is a zesser don’t go with him. zesser (male)

Zesser (male) by Killy16 November 13, 2018

Zesser

A person that doesn't let anything or anyone STRESS THEM OUT

He or she: I can't take this no more we done
Zesser:🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗

Zesser by All king January 7, 2019

Zesser

Make Hoe, Fuckboy who fucks anything and everything.

Don’t associate yourself with him .Hes a zesser

Zesser by Brown_Sugar_J November 13, 2018

Zesser Man 

Long gold chain and big slave band. He always has "rell cheddar" (blue notes).

P.S. LADIES STAY AWAY!

He is a zesser man girl, doh go with he!

Zesser Man by sweetheart_25 January 8, 2019