zeilinger
My German teacher.
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Zollinger
something that always worth the wait,
for just the chance of finally getting it,
even if the chance never comes.
for just the chance of finally getting it,
even if the chance never comes.
Zollinger by Figglenutz October 22, 2009
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Zelinger
A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
o-zillinger
o-zillinger by Meth September 9, 2004
Zellinger's Douchebag
Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Zellinger's Douchebag by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
Zelinker
Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!
Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
Zelinker by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011
Zehringer
Zehringer by TheBean000 November 22, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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