zeilinger 

My German teacher.

Hey Zeilinger is coming!!

zeilinger by Zeilinger August 2, 2018

Zollinger 

something that always worth the wait,
for just the chance of finally getting it,
even if the chance never comes.

dat girl a zollinger son, it's worth every second even if you end up walking away empty handed.

Zollinger by Figglenutz October 22, 2009

Zelinger 

A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.

Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.

Also referred to as a "Z"

"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."

"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"

Zelinger by mystikman May 7, 2010

o-zillinger 

An ounceoz of drugs. Weed, coke, shrooms, ect..ect.

What up John Dillinger, let me cop that o-zillinger

o-zillinger by Meth September 9, 2004

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

Zellinger's Douchebag by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025

Zelinker 

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

Zelinker by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

Zehringer 

A very racist person

Hey Man you look like a Zehringer

Zehringer by TheBean000 November 22, 2021