Zelinker

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

Zelinker by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

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Zelinger

A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.

Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.

Also referred to as a "Z"

"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."

"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"

Zelinger by mystikman May 7, 2010

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Zlinker

A group of tiny French people eating German bread

Person 1 - Who are those people eating German Bread?

Person 2 - Ah, Ignore them they're just Zlinker

Zlinker by dingus9000 March 5, 2024

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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