Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!
Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!
Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.
Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...
by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011
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Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
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