An internet forum troll of Irish descent with a particular penchant for baiting moderators.
Best known for 1 liners and smilies, a zehner will one minute be your friend, the next stab you in the back. A zehner is bad.
zehner can also be used as a verb.
Best known for 1 liners and smilies, a zehner will one minute be your friend, the next stab you in the back. A zehner is bad.
zehner can also be used as a verb.
verb: to zehner...Don't zehner the forum you Irish prick.
noun: He's a right tossing zehner, should be banned.
noun: He's a right tossing zehner, should be banned.
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A conjunction of Steven and Zehner. Steven, is Greek in Origin and simply means "Crown" or "One Of Royalty".
Zehner is German in Origin and When used with the first name, is often referred to as "Clown". So, by combining the two you plainly end up with "Royal Clown" or what many know as a Jester.
The surname of ZEHNER is a German occupational name for an official. In recent historical studies, the name can be traced back 1933 at the early stages of the rise of Hitler. With that in mind, many Jewish people of the era referred to the name as "Evil Clown".
Ironically, in 1940 a comic book appeared which some argued, actually captured the essence of the"Evil Clown" title in the first Issue of Batman with the introduction to The Joker.
Zehner is German in Origin and When used with the first name, is often referred to as "Clown". So, by combining the two you plainly end up with "Royal Clown" or what many know as a Jester.
The surname of ZEHNER is a German occupational name for an official. In recent historical studies, the name can be traced back 1933 at the early stages of the rise of Hitler. With that in mind, many Jewish people of the era referred to the name as "Evil Clown".
Ironically, in 1940 a comic book appeared which some argued, actually captured the essence of the"Evil Clown" title in the first Issue of Batman with the introduction to The Joker.
"Steven Zehner is a funny son of a bitch!"
"Holy shit Steven Zehner had me laughing my ass off!"
"Zehner wird Sie mit einem Lächeln auf seinem Gesicht töten!" (translation: "Zehner will kill you with a smile on his face!")
"Sie werden Zehner Gekicher vor dem Schuss hören." (translation:"You will hear Zehner giggle before the gunshot.")
"Befürchten Sie Zehner, der deutsche Hofnarr des Todes." (translation: "Fear Zehner, the German jester of death.")
"Holy shit Steven Zehner had me laughing my ass off!"
"Zehner wird Sie mit einem Lächeln auf seinem Gesicht töten!" (translation: "Zehner will kill you with a smile on his face!")
"Sie werden Zehner Gekicher vor dem Schuss hören." (translation:"You will hear Zehner giggle before the gunshot.")
"Befürchten Sie Zehner, der deutsche Hofnarr des Todes." (translation: "Fear Zehner, the German jester of death.")
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It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
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