A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with and who fetishises the country of New Zeland and their goverment while having no ties to them other than knowing about rugby, Lord of The Rings, kiwi's and that it's near Australia.
Many Zeeaboos regularly talk about how the country and the government can do no wrong while knowing fuck all about the country, its people and the culture.
They similarly, fail to recognise that New Zeland and their population density and economy is significantly different from their own.
Will: "Holy shit I can't believe (insert government) did that, we're so incompetent over here. Wouldn't it be great if we were New Zeland and done things exactly the same way they have done things"
A mad, often confused, lonely and possibly misunderstood ape from the hill-like village of Menzieshill. Can't climb trees and doesn't like bananas. Hates losing. Often lives alone.
The Zeebo furiously beat his chest and threw his Wii controller across the room.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.