zeebock 

A person who makes a big mistake. Not a flattering term. Similar to, "goofball", or "dork"

That guy is such a zeebock.

zeebock by badingaboy December 15, 2013

Zeelock 

Zeelock, is like a god or very awesome person, Zeelock would be used as a god for a religion or used for jokes like Chuck Norris has his own jokes.

Thanks, Zeelock your awesome! or like
If Jesus can walk on water, then Zeelock can swim on land.

Zeelock by lolzorzisnotfornerds March 3, 2009

stiffen zeecock 

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

stiffen zeecock by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

Zeebonk 

Something your dumbass friend will use to merely insult you, or start an insult battle. A zeebonk is a mixture of the animals, zebra and donkey, and is in fact a real animal.

*takes picture of zeebonk*

"I didn't know you were here!!"
"Did you just call me a zeebonk"

Zeebonk by zesty zeebonk July 20, 2016