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Something your dumbass friend will use to merely insult you, or start an insult battle. A zeebonk is a mixture of the animals, zebra and donkey, and is in fact a real animal.
*takes picture of zeebonk*

"I didn't know you were here!!"
"Did you just call me a zeebonk"
by zesty zeebonk July 20, 2016
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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