1. verb - A fleeting concept often lost in translation, popular with collegiate students, where the growing fad of doing so is spreading between social circles.
Also see: Walderize, Waving email by Google, Pontificate
2. verb - The slang term for getting your fires animal style at IN-n-Out.
Also see: animal style
3. verb - To obliterate using invisible fire.
Orgins: A8101A UCLA, College of Letters and Sciences
1. I zelderize, you zelderize, he/she zelderizes, remember when Google zelderized their system, the priest is zelderizing the young child.
2. At In-n-Out yesterday, I got my fries zelderized, they were delicious.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.