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When a friend leaves you and you don't want to believe it.
"So, are you and her still friends?"

"I don't think so. She zayned me."
Zayned by allwaswell March 29, 2015
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The one of a kind couple name between the One Direction band member Zayn Malik and The beautiful model Chanel..

They say they are just best friends but secretly they love each other. They have an amazing sexual relationship and all their Directioners support it 110%. They make out and have sex all the time. They love each other so much and one day will get married and have Zaynel babies. Don't get in the way of their relation or else.
Directioner one: Did you just see Zayn run his hands through Chanel's hair?

Direction two: Zaynel forever.

Directioner three: Yeh buddie
Zaynel by ZaynelShipper21 October 6, 2012
a female.
she is pretty as a rose.
she is so nice .
she is as swag as a swaggie .
she is great.
she is short but cool.
everybody loves her.
zayneb ! you are so swaggie !
zayneb by swag bart April 24, 2013

the Zaynekenstein

The Zaynekenstein is a funny thing to paste online when someone has said a really stale joke, something completely outta timing or just to end the silence. Image is below.

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Example of the Zaynekenstein usage

Boy 1: What is the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

Boy 2: I don't know, what?

Boy 1: The bucket!! Hahahaha!!

Boy 2 :

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....|.WWWWWWWWWWWWW.../
.....\_____________________/

Boy 1: Fuck u Boy 2!!! That joke was funny!
the Zaynekenstein by ZCMC July 12, 2009
This is another inside joke in the one direction fandom, it was used after 25 March 2015, the day Zayn left. People use it as another term for leaving or saying that they gotta go
"Brb, imma zayn"

"Whoopsies, time to zayn"

"I gotta Zayn like how Zayn zayned"
a yummy young man with parents of mixed attractiveness
"check out zayne, his dad's a hottie... eww his mum is NOTtie!
zayne by a sexier version of you November 23, 2009
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