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a bitch that annoys the hell out of you. Like, why are you even alive if all you're gonna do in your life is to increase peoples blood pressure.

They think they're funny but in reality they have the mentality of a 12 year old who acts like he's 17.

Overall, annoying as hell.
Oh my fucking god why are you like zaqwan bro.
zaqwan by aambisth March 3, 2023
Words you can keep
A cool guy who can play football , being a photographer , romantic person to the close one and a joker .

Smart but lazy is the hobby . Can read people's mind but not a women .
If i were given a chance , i would be a Zakwan .
zakwan by John uvwevwevwev December 28, 2016
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hey zaquan
Zaquan by Hoodmeister1st March 4, 2011
Zakwan is a name given to alpha males who are smart and sexy usually short but fast and athletic who can put any girl in love. Set 1 sexy and strong best name for the best people.
I wish I was like Zakwan, Why is Zakwan so smart and cute?
Zakwan by Benjamin Uwvewvewve January 5, 2020
Reckless
Strong
A wild child
Talented
Intelligent
Seductive
Nothing is impossible for you Zaquann
Play your cards right the world is your game!!...
Zaquann by ~Fearless~ September 1, 2017
Zaquan is someone who don’t gaf about none of these broke boppers that just want a relationship for money, he never has new friends because new friends mean new problems, if you wasn’t there from the rip then you can’t even get a chip… and zaquan will do anything for the people he love including putting someone in a backwood.
I knew zaquan was the realist since the first day I met him.
Zaquan by Bookofthetrenches November 23, 2021
Zyqwan is a hooper and will shit on you. He’s fine asf and dress nice.
Zyqwan u the goat
Zyqwan by Zyqwan April 10, 2019
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