zappercrat

One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad, old men.

Thurman: That guy who started that eggcorn site? Total zappercrat.

zappercrat by Yamantaka Eye November 9, 2007

Zasperratic 

A mood in which a person's mind is behaving spontaneously and erratically

I'm so zasperratic today, i just blurted out that I wanted a talking giraffe to go clubbing with me, and that he'll see which women are whores, and that i should stay away from them, and i'll listen 'cause he's my best friend and knows what's good for me.

Zasperratic by Jsrph January 16, 2011