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Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

greasy zamboni 

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

The Zamboni 

When you finish on yourself, take the waistband of the item of clothing you are wearing, and wipe yourself clean.
After the crisis of a cancelled date, Tommy had to finish himself off. Once he finished he used his signature move The Zamboni to clean himself off.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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