zambezi 

The realist of them all getting ladies,funny,handsome and just might take your female.

Hey bro Zambezi just took my hoe.

zambezi by databases February 25, 2015

Zambezi Zieg Zag 

A sex act involving 2 people and a goat. The giver of the Zambezi Zieg Zag begins by thoroughly sodomizing the goat whilst looking at pictures of unicorn amputees. After the goat has been worked over to your's and it's satisfaction you call the third party over. This could be a man or a woman (or another goat). Masturbating with the goat feces to propel yourself towards climax, you take aim at your partner's bare chest, back, buttocks, or face (dealer's choice on this one, folks). Waving your ample genitalia back and forth, you splash a brown and white "Z" across your fleshy canvas.
*Sometimes referred to as a Ziegler Zorro.

I went down to the barn to feed the goats and I didn't know my uncle was down there. Needless to say, I ended up on the business end of a Zambezi Zieg Zag. I can still smell it!

Zambezi Zieg Zag by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 3, 2020

Zambezi Zinger 

When you're at the club, and you find yourself staring deeply into a giant's eyes all night slow dancing to All 4 One, steadily becoming hypnotized as your loins burn with lust. You wake up the next morning wondering where you are with an unmistakable pain in your butthole, as the giant rolls over and whispers in your ear, "Whoops, I forgot to take my Biktarvy."

That giant stared into my eyes and gave me the Zambezi Zinger.

Zambezi Zinger by B.J. Boulderjack August 17, 2022

Zambezi Steamer 

A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.

Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.

So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.

Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!

Zambezi Steamer by HOSSBROOKLYN May 11, 2023

Zambezi Sunflower 

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.

After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!

Zambezi Sunflower by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey 

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

zambizi 

A special place within someone, a state of bliss. Often reffered to when people are talking about how high they were or are.

I was in the zambizi yesterday and man was it great, but i forgot to pick my kids up at school

zambizi by the sacremento rain man June 18, 2005