2 definitions by Der_Schnitzle_slurper
A sex act involving 2 people and a goat. The giver of the Zambezi Zieg Zag begins by thoroughly sodomizing the goat whilst looking at pictures of unicorn amputees. After the goat has been worked over to your's and it's satisfaction you call the third party over. This could be a man or a woman (or another goat). Masturbating with the goat feces to propel yourself towards climax, you take aim at your partner's bare chest, back, buttocks, or face (dealer's choice on this one, folks). Waving your ample genitalia back and forth, you splash a brown and white "Z" across your fleshy canvas.
*Sometimes referred to as a Ziegler Zorro.
*Sometimes referred to as a Ziegler Zorro.
I went down to the barn to feed the goats and I didn't know my uncle was down there. Needless to say, I ended up on the business end of a Zambezi Zieg Zag. I can still smell it!
by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 3, 2020
Whilst receiving a standing rimjob from a carwash attendant, you begin vigorously gargling previously collected homeless person diarrhea. The act is completed when 5 pieces of corn from said diarrhea gargle fall out of your mouth and land on any part of the rimjob giver's body, causing him to violently projectile vomit straight up your asshole.
I went to get my car washed and ended up falling in love after we did a soulful Lehigh Valley Lewdacris.
by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 1, 2020